the song in the background is that wii song
The following message is brought to you by the happiness in a pill sub department help me has there ever been a time where something like this has happened to you yeah something like this pretty depressing right for our alpha plus who cannot understand the representation please refer to the picture here because of the situation it led to very unfortunate events i
Saw you staring at her ad you think we’re done oliver we’re done while the client may seem very depressed he should know being a part of our society there’s one quick easy way to solve this it is the happiness in a pill as every member of society can observe the client only had to take one pill in order to become happy and get rid of all the sadness in his life
Let us examine the effects of happiness in a pill otherwise known as soma so that every member of society will understand the benefits of it caring depression is not some was only feature by consuming soma what is able to experience dreams of satisfaction and happiness contrary to the depressing life that they live in let’s take a look at this example second-place
Trophy it can easily be distinguished by a delta – and even easier by an alpha plus to see the depression and sadness that filled up our fellow comrade this resulted in her turning to the only solution soma to give her a dream that will make her forget about her disappointed father goddamn second place just look at how happy this soma taker is not only is she
Living a beautiful dream that satisfies her desires and red’s her of depression but she is also following the ideals of the beautiful and just world state under the care and protection of the great mustapha mond and this is all because of the happiness in the pill soma allow us to make one final observation about soma specifically in the environment of an alpha
Plus as clearly depicted above this alpha is in a state of mere confusion and cloudiness of thought however she does something to set her mind back in gear you guessed it she popped the pill of happiness and started slaving away i mean working diligently yeah that pill was soma by the way once again someone doing what it does and boop bop pow and alpha plus is back
To her prime working conditions isn’t this amazing thank you for watching the following broadcast once again brought to you by the happiness in a pill sub-department feeling a bit under the weather gloomy thoughts clouding your day take a soma brother relief is just a dose away take it now bars
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there's this thing called soma you should try it you get high af By mendozaolives