This is a day I spent at the hospital after an injury to my hand. The fun begins When The IV drugs start to kick in!!!
Well i guess the one day as the sun got cut short hand is not doing is going to be how it got in the hospital now the funny thing and so i find your room i started seven we’re going to start now would i be and then some morphine so i want to talk to you before the morphine because ii understood once they start i’d be in the murphy’s i’ll be back to reps right about
The you to enjoy this this is my learning about water fan nice gary is yeah oh boy comes here comes the ivy is not just going to do it this is the fun part when they do the step where you clean it up they just put the little stuff on that’s when you scream and then there’s not even a needle under it it’s just it’s a remarkable watch this is going to be drilled
But i know this lady here and i’m not going to tell you what she does is doing a partner she will be okay just don’t use 18 gauge oh next idea why do you down it’s right we go down the lower higher numbers this way right that’s how it is the higher the number the smaller the gate okay we do like a 2 gauge 24 is about the smallest another for infants oh i’ll take
That one no we don’t okay here we go this is the best part of it she says i’m going to feel a little kid oh that wasn’t too bad oh and we’re already in aren’t we i think the part that she cleaned up hurt worse than the meal itself wow just hold your arms still there this is when we take a tube and we put the tube and we’ll pull you up see and it didn’t even hurt
I don’t i look like i’m so happy when there’s blood we have blood that’s okay though just a little bit i have plenty so what are we doing now what is really got here and don’t have it too much i don’t secure a gallon for what’s in it for legislators our water just a pleasure just to keep it that way you’re my name sterile saline because you don’t need all that
Iv tubing and all the big stuff this is just like a little me oh so it’s not going to take whatever it’s going to take a while because you’re going to cut a few medicine to one of them i think needs to get an hour to run and so so that’s just water that he just sort of secured down are we gonna get an iv bag no oh yeah with the medicine okay individual hannah oh
That’s amazing okay so we’ve successfully got her iv end and basically she says morphine is first kings and then we get our two antibiotics to prepare for our procedure so and they did put the iv in the hand it’s not messed up so bad hand good hand and here we go i’m going to just release it here slowly and give you the two pushes and then this is your antibiotics
Which are going to tubing inside yeah so i hear that you saying we do without you pushing and to glue it i get two pushes of two poles pushes into direct and if you’re not conscious a lot of this medicine okay so first we start with the nauseous medicine so she’s going to get free so fred what young creatures oprah we’re getting a shot of zofran right now bring us
Life and this is the one that makes you not nausea nausea okay so i can actually taste out at least i’m not getting a lethal injection no please somebody okay yeah so she is putting in the medication to make me not get nauseated and then morphine dilaudid okay we’re not allergic to anything here no what’s the difference between you a lot of emotions they’re very
Similar on a narcotic basis as far as pain relief the dose is a different that it works pretty much present like you know two milligrams of dilaudid would be equivocal ten milligrams or more oh boy but you know it’s just a matter of numbers it doesn’t mean you’re or less is just sort of how the medicine is manufactured so you get the same relief in two milligrams
We’re only going to do one milligram learn more i’ve divided which would be similar to say like five or so am i going to deal with no talking on your id no i mean am i going to stay on once it goes in i mean i’m hoping you’ll feel what people say is they feel like a brush they feel it getting into their body sometimes it makes you a little rosey putting your head
Down hockey that i’m going to go real slow i’m going to have a rush they say maybe you don’t prepare you for it as it goes into your system sometimes it does lowers your blood pressure it makes people feel a little bit so that’s all waiting no that’s just one i do a little water flush in between i try and just empty out most so we haven’t either delighted you okay
I’m taste do something you’re probably facing the water and a lot of people do say in your case no water like this resort yeah and it’s why nowhere near your mouth or your gi tract it’s probably just a psychological have a lot of people tell me that perfectly convinced it unless exceeded which we’re going to do we do galati’s are more feed type of thickness what
Is it very slow sorry always joking ever that would be here yeah yeah that wouldn’t be i wouldn’t be a bug rush that would be one of those bad they’re going kind of slow good all wait now we’re starting to see some okay this is good i like this position that’s a lot more that’s a lot been here let me get up okay first your head back okay so getting the blood of
Qbert starting to feel the effects of this medication that’s a good fish yeah she’s fine you can join me i’ll buy you one i’ll buy the next around arm pity i don’t want to whoa all of a sudden i feel like i’m under laden oh it works fast it wears off fast so that’s when we don’t want it to wear off so fast we want it to keep going doing it into muscle you know
It takes a little more you know this is this is what i call a superb visit to the hospital this point i don’t feel nothing you’re gonna do a little water flush after that that’s gonna put some water in there go flush i feel like a toilet i’m getting flushed yes okay so yes as we continue here now we’re going to do a no this is this is crazy here it’s it’s on a
Different person right now we’re going to do a body here i know this is different than i was expecting because i’m not a person who enjoys drugs but this is just a different feeling so all right i might as well enjoy it you know what am i going to do not enjoy it let’s enjoy okay we’re going to be here for quite a while and i will come back to just a bit we’re
Going to start some antibiotics and iv drip before major things so we’ll be right back so stepped out for a minute i know what it says – this is a party i’m telling you what this is this is like anyway i better be careful because if i keep talking this way she won’t give me no water so i will be back to what it seemed like areas taking effect here because well
I think feels good but everything is going around so i don’t we got an iv here that about to be done with that guy she doesn’t bring another one in now these are some antibiotics before we have our big procedure done but the thing is maybe if we get lucky or sneak some more of those flushes in between you know those good clashes with the that’s definitely i’ll
Tell you what right now well anyway constants have fun the funnest time ever at a hospital my life i wish you often join me god binds all around all right you’re back again now even though the party is still going everything’s all right did you picture when you came in for the shot the nurse is coming back doctor feels that more pain medication just up my alley
So i’ll be back in a minute and we’re going to do this together so i’ve done and the doctor ordered another round of the good stuff so we’re going to be back with you in just a minute and you know how that is and we will talk to you sorry now round around some of the good stuff i’ve had the best doctors and nurses and online games and that’s why we didn’t do and
Put them again and here comes the good stuff again oh i can feel so cold i don’t care i’m one of those feeling people now he’s like a taste is kind of funny because it shakes up on you she puts it up pretty slow so schillingers knock you in next week but it’ll taste going and now feel it it starts kind up here works its way down that we’re all spice so we’re going
To finish with this we finished with two of our undergrad kate meds runner second pain mad and then the big stuff so no boy now i feel it this is one of those times i want to sing like a stupid song that you would now sing like we’re just are singing or dancing and right now something for even to listen to but i’ll spare you people back because i’m gonna kind of
Not be able to even remember the words to my own name so i’ll tell you what we’re going to sign off for now and when i get back with you i should be back with you okay we’ll talk to you a little man i’ll tell you what now is the time that you really start seeing things i’m telling you about this right now i don’t know if you can hear me well probably you cannot
Because you’re listening they got some pretty killer drives to the hospital and i didn’t tell you that because i’m on wow i tell you what just better than sit at home and not having it is enough i may be mad maybe not as mad maybe not as such making sense my like i used to but she said i have a lot of drugs in me so maybe that’s why it’ll make any sense but i’ll
Tell you folks at home and really gotta try to submit but don’t don’t get bit by a cat cut your hand just try taking a video anyway well i will get back to you a little bit when i can make a little sense more because right now i can’t make sense because well i had work okay well everything has been done the procedure is over it’s time to go home but i’ll tell you
What there was a hell of a ride and you got to go to the hospital you might as well have this much fun hope everybody’s having a great day and we’ll check with you tomorrow
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Morphine Fun At The Hospital By Gary Nelson
