This is the seventh of the series of the stories that I made up when I was preparing to take the Pharmacy Technician Certification Exam (PTCE) given by the PTCB. By using this I was able to easily memorize the top 200 drugs for the exam. I passed the first time taking the exam. This video is about medication taken for different kinds of pain. There’s no official list from PTCB for the top 200 meds, I based this on the latest information that I could find. There actually will be more than 200 medications once all the videos are released. Please let me know if you find any problems, I’m welcome to feedback.
This is part 7 to crazy short stories to memorize the top 200 medicines this part is about allergies asthma osteoporosis and epilepsy mometa momentazone nasonex allergic rhinitis my mom met a t-rex when she went to see the doctor for allergic rhinitis it was so bad with t-rex that his nickname was nasally rex fluticasone nasal spray flonase allergies the bird’s
Allergies were very bad his flowing nose distracted him he didn’t notice that he flew into the tick zone and was bitten all over dextromethorphan why feneson robitussin coffin chest congestion dm allergies she had a math test coming up and needed to practice with her deck of math cards but they were outside and her allergies were acting up so she had to go
Outside in her robe and use as a guide to the fence to get her cards chlorphenaramine with hydrocodone tuscinx penkinetic antihistamine and narcotic allergies csa schedule c2 a game that she plays when her allergies aren’t acting up with her two children is to hide things to hide a cone a tusk and an apple core is fun fluticasone salmeterol advair beta-2
Agonist asthma he had a show at the fair he would use a flute to make salmon and betta fish dance in the water but it was hard to keep it up because of asthma amala zumab solaire asthma all the zuma protested because the zoo lied the animals were promised asthma medicine but it didn’t happen fluticasone flovent corticosteroid asthma the woman took the man to
Court because whenever she rests after an asthma attack she can hear his flu plane flow through the vent montelukast singular asthma the mountain that’s last just has a single layer go in there to see if it helps your asthma but be aware of the lions albuterol pro air f hfa beta2 agonist asthma and copd they had a bet to see who was the number one pro air blower
The balloons had to all be beautiful this wouldn’t be easy for him since he has asthma teotropium spiriva asthma copd despite my asthma i won the tea trophy by winning the spear throwing contest albuterol iprotroprium competent respimat copd copd the winner of the combat competition receives the emperor trophy a trip to the nearby all beautiful island and a
Copd test eprotropium attraband hfa copd the copd fair has a lot of competitions it’s a trophy event the best trophy is the emperor trophy residrenate actinel biphosphate osteoporosis during act two of the play i got up to ease my osteoporosis i went out to buy floss and saw a rising drone i bandranate boniva biphosphate osteoporosis i banned the bunny from
Buying floss because his osteoporosis is very bad alendronate fosamax bifascinate osteoporosis now they allow drones to spot fossils from the air they’re trying to see if hundreds of years ago people had osteoporosis by fossil examination soladronic reclassed by fascinate osteoporosis i sold the drone to a guy who buys fossils i can’t use it anymore i fell down
On the reef last week and broke many bones turns out i have osteoporosis roloxephene avista estrogen modulator osteoporosis relax friend i know you’re worried about your osteoporosis let’s go on a visit to the astronomy museum denosa map ex-geva or prolia monoclonal antibody osteoporosis a dentist mob was angry because the new head of the dental association was
The clone of an ex-genius he used to be really smart but then turned stupid and was a pro liar one of the lies was that osteoporosis isn’t a problem anymore divali provec pro-x sodium depakote anti-convulsant epilepsy he died in the valley by his ex she was hoping that the police thought that he died from epilepsy she hid the poison in her deep coat pocket liba
Tyrasitam kepra anti-convulsant epilepsy his wife wanted him to leave the tire race he wanted to keep in the race she was worried that he would have a seizure lamotra gene lamechtol anti-convulsant epilepsy he had a seizure in the limo trying jeans on i’m a friend of his so they let me tell the media what happened pre-gavilan lyrica anti-convulsant epilepsy
Csa schedule c5 in his pre-gambling days he was a lyrics writer he wrote five songs that became popular but then he got epilepsy and gambled all his money away phenytoin dilantin anti-convulsant epilepsy he was the maker of fun toys unfortunately he died in london on a business trip from epilepsy gabapentin neurontin anti-convulsant epilepsy the gabby pin
Affected his neurons and caused him to have a seizure clinazepam klonopin benzodiazepine epilepsy csa schedule c4 as ben cleaned the pans the clowns stuck him in the back four times with the clown pin ben died quickly because he was already weak from epilepsy that’s the end of this lesson if you found this helpful please like and subscribe thanks
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Crazy Short Stories to Memorize the Top 200 Drugs- Part 7 Allergies, Asthma, Osteoporosis, Epilepsy By MemorizeMedicine
